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whatshouldbetchescallme:

ejacutastic:

darthfadedd:

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

Until you start blowing it. Then it’s not so weird, bucko.

i gave a guy two blowjobs last weekend it’s still fuckin weird ok get off your high horse

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crazyflux:

im following back tons and promoting today!

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vvierd:

vvierd:

do you ever look in a mirror and think why.…

am i so perfect

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laugh-addict:

when parents think that calling you “lazy” is going to motivate you

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akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

(via talesofahealingheart)

barkingmad98:

theeverlovingblueeyedthing:

ITS BACK

YES THIS IS BACK YAAAAY

aeklgtalertlqgtliuwert

So to sum up, let West put whatever he wants in the pan, in any way he wants because he is so dam adorable it doesn’t really matter what it tastes like :’)

(via clover-12ashes)

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

(via hstyless)

Happy Birthday to my best friend, Hannah. Hope you have a great day and enjoy being 17! Love you darlin! 😊💜🎳🎉🎁 #happybirthday

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tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

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angelwingsandplaid:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

I cannot even….

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